Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Says "Just Like Rachel Dolezal, I'm Living a Lie"

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Says “Just Like Rachel Dolezal, I’m Living a Lie”

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Here’s what Abdul-Jabbar wrote:
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I sympathize with the dilemma of Rachel Dolezal, the head of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP whose parents maintain that she is not any part black, as she has claimed (#whiteisthenewblack). See, I too have been living a lie. For the past 50 years I’ve been keeping up this public charade, pretending to be something I’m not. Finally, in the wake of so many recent personal revelations by prominent people, I’ve decided to come out with the truth.

I am not tall (#shortstuff).

Although I’ve been claiming to be 7’2” for many decades, the truth is that I’m 5’8”. And that’s when I first get out of bed in the morning. Just goes to show, you tell a lie often enough and people believe you. I expect there will be some who will demand I give back the championship rings and titles that I accumulated during my college and professional basketball career because I was only able to win them by convincing other players that they had no chance against my superior height. How could these achievements have any lasting meaning if I’m not really as tall as Wikipedia says I am?

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So it looks like Kareem’s “secret” wasn’t so “secret” after all, but wait, there’s more. He goes on to explain his view on why we should cut Dolezal some slack and how her parents allegedly set her up…
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The evidence against Dolezal does seem pretty damning. Her birth parents have decided to express their parental love by outing her in response to a legal dispute they have with her (#returnworld’sbestparentstrophy). They offered photos of a farm-fresh Rachel looking like she just stepped out of the General Store in Mayberry and a white-on-white birth certificate. Some siblings have also attested that she’s not…

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4 Comments

  1. How beautiful and magical is this statement you just made Kareem Abdul Jabbar like music to my ears—-stay strong!

  2. How beautiful and magical is this statement you just made Kareem Abdul Jabbar like music to my ears—-stay strong!

  3. Well, its an interesting spin. I would like to see the discussion when a black man claims to be white. Or would that ever happen?

  4. Well, its an interesting spin. I would like to see the discussion when a black man claims to be white. Or would that ever happen?

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