Bill Cosby has been in prison all of two weeks and he’s not only trying to get the hell up outta there already, he’s having to deal with reports that he was assaulted in the pen’. In a series of reports, the Cosby Show O.G. was said to have been assaulted…with a chicken patty and a hot dog bun… Laaaawd. Now, the prison’s officials are speaking out about the reports.
Initial Claims
The initial claims stirred up the internet, after Radar Online reported that they had exclusive info on a supposed second prison assault against the 81-year-old comedic legend. The Monday (Oct. 9) report stated that somebody at the Pennsylvania prison, where Cosby’s being housed, hurled a chicken patty at him which smacked him across the face:
Via RO- “Mr. Cosby cracked a joke to another inmate by the infirmary, and that inmate was mad enough to take his chicken out of the bun and plunge it at him,” the source said.
The publication went on to note the alleged first food fight attack on Cosby:
Via RO: This marks the second time an inmate used their food as a weapon. Radar can report that Cosby was slapped in the head with a stale hot dog Opens a New Window. bun within minutes of arriving to his initial jail on September 25.
“The way I see it, you have to be very angry to throw your meal in jail because I don’t think you get seconds,” the insider told Radar. “Mr. Cosby told us last week that the chicken patty was the best meal he had so far at SCI Phoenix Opens a New Window. … so that says a lot.”
Welp people, the officials at the Pennsylvania prison had a few things to say about these odd food fight assault claims below…
Officials Speak On Chicken Assault Report
Long story short, prison officials say issa DAMN lie! In a statement, made to TMZ, they not only denied the chicken and hot dog bun assaults, they also explained why the public shouldn’t buy into either story:
An official from the Pennsylvania Dept. of Corrections tells TMZ, “This did NOT happen, and I am unhappy with anyone who is reporting such fake news.”
The official says Cosby isn’t even mingling with other inmates yet… he has no contact whatsoever. That’s because he’s being evaluated by prison staff and, until they determine the extent to which he should interact with other inmates, he’s by himself and in his own cell.
And there ya’ have it ILOSM fam.’ As Cosby serves his three-10 year sentence for alleged sexual assault against Andrea Constand, the prison spokespeople want y’all to do like Public Enemy- “Don’t believe the hype!”
