At first the show started off smooth enough with Kelly asking the ladies in the crowd:

“Make some noise if you wanna get on stage with KELLZ!”
After which about a dozen women were brought up on stage and treated to the on-stage bar that served them continuous rounds of drinks, as they danced and sat in a comfy cozy couch for the entire duration of the show. Kelly even showed his sensitive side when he brought up a woman in a wheelchair and serenaded her.
Then the other side of Kellz surfaced:

“Is this Oakland? Cause this Mothafucka ain’t turnt up enough for me tonight!”
Of course after he asked this question the crowd went wild and ultimately turned up…ALL the way up, because what happened next made Kelly say this in the mic…

“You tryna pull my shit off? Well it won’t come off!”
As you probably guessed, Kelly had to say that to a woman who grabbed his private area with all her might while as he was kneeling down and letting some of the ladies in the front row wipe his face with a towel. Kelly instantly pulled back and glared at the woman for a sec.’ The crotch grabber just got a lil’ bit too caught up in the moment and went for it…OUCH!

“You’re gonna be walking bow-legged … Imma make yo back hurt and you gonna need some Aaaadvils”
R. Kelly moved on in true R. Kellly fashion, warning all of the screaming ladies of what would come next after they hooked up with him for a night. Again, this is stuff that only R. Kelly, and maybe Aaron Hall, could get away with saying, LOL.

Then there was this classic Aaron Hall reference:

“And I’ll turn your man into Aaron Hall, my ass got a big dick and I just fu%ked the shit outta y’all!”
Okaaaay so this is the part of the show where R. Kelly was giving the ladies the finishing line to his poem that he wrote for them. He sang this poetic line to them and they all went CRAZY! Now, if you don’t already know, Kelly is referring to an infamous interview Aaron Hall did last year where he bragged to the interviewer that he had, and I quote “a big ass d%#k” and that many people such as Diddy and other known celebs have all been in the room when he’s had sex with a woman, so he suggested that they could somehow verify what he was saying about his penis. Aaron’s language was so XXX rated in that interview, that we couldn’t possibly post it on here, but that video went viral and everybody was crackin’ up off of that dude’s comments and arrogance…or maybe it was just his confidence. Anyways, R. kelly decided to make that reference and stunned the crowd, although I’m still not sure if he was taking a shot at Aaron, or simply giving him props on that line from his interview.

“How many people out there have FU%KED to my music?! How many of y’all got babies to my shit? How many of y’all ARE babies to my shit?!”
What’s an R. Kelly show without ending it on this note right? This seemed like a logical question, being that Kelly’s career has spanned 26 years – some people at that concert were grown enough to have made babies to his music, and some were young enough to have been made to his music. But again, only R. Kelly (and Aaron Hall) could ask a crowd of women a question like that.